Same gesture, different mood
Pet it while it's charging and it registers as LOVE. Pet it unplugged and it's just HAPPY.
Don't shake it
The accelerometer triggers ANGRY on a hard knock — rate-limited to once every 10 seconds so it can calm down.
It gets bored of you too
Two hours with no interaction and it switches to BORED — checked once a minute, not continuously.
Tiny screen, hand-driven
The whole face lives on a 100×48 pixel monochrome LCD, pushed byte-by-byte over an 8-bit parallel bus.
Six built-in games
Including a Wumpus hunt — all playable one-handed from the joystick.
It doesn't sleep, it switches off
An IO-expander pin literally cuts power to the board. On the next boot it checks two pins to guess whether a tap, an alarm, or the button woke it.